bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

every white drama movie ever

kobetyrant:

Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *GASPS*
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****Starts fighting******
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*

So I may or may not have gave 13 ears of corn plus a corn stalk to my girlfriend as a token of my love

What can I say, I’m a little bit corny

partarken:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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stillnotatimelord:

paaba:

impopentti:

italiham:

you know what i think you need

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a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

Is this free?

it is

Sharkmaido

  • me: im gay
  • parents: ok
  • me:
  • parents:
  • parents: so, when u have a wife and kids